Xena Worried prince

Don't !

thank you

There was a notice on the section of Upland Road this weekend (between Barry and Crystal) requesting drivers not to park due to essential road maintenance today (Tuesday)

Work appears to have been completed on (wait for it) reinstalling a road hump that no one noticed was actually missing (well maybe the local garage as they were getting marginally less suspension problems coming in)

Can anyone explain how this is 'Essential' and not just 'normal' ? Southwark Council appeared to have put restricted parking cones up along a large stretch of the road for such a small job... Bizarre is all I can say

Xena

Question is

Will the Curly Wurly's make an apperance at the Rye Pub Quiz this Wednesday night

only SMARTIES have the answer ::o

I strayed into the one at Surrey Street Market in Croydon (I know, please don't mock me for leaving the compound) but had a fine time once the rain stopped.

A damn good idea to get us all into practice for the Golden Jubilee street parties What What

Is this book just the spawn of the devil (6) now as it looks oh so sweet and innocent but when you start to make some of the cakes you become obsessed to the point where nothing else matters except for another fix of Fridge-set Banana Cheesecake, or Mississippi Mud Pie.

Keep clear of this book my learned EDF friends for I am going to exorcise my copy to get the devil's maple and pecan muffins out of me :X

Get thee behind me Satan !!!!::o

Hiding under a stone as it is too scary out there for me

Cum now quids

That was below the belt

Read into it what you want, but no pun or clever play of words intended.

Who are the Curly Wurlys and congratulations for coming forth last night in the Rye Pub Quiz (sadly no prize for forth place) :)

I will let you know after they come tomorrow !!! ::o

They do my buns on a Friday morning at 6, and I have to say it is a great wake up call after the new Friday night (Thursday)

I bet there would be more complaints if they didn't even bother to empty the bins

Record a baby crying at full volume on a tape recorder, sneak into his car and insert it into his stereo (note you may need to do it onto a music CD if the stereo is less then 10 years old) then ensure that the stereo is turned up fully before exiting said car and making sure that you relock it and repair any damage you have caused

When he goes to move his car ... La Volia recoded baby cries lungs out at full volume and he craps his pants like a likkle baby.

Of course this is just a fantasy concept but......

Alternatively get hold of one of those ex GPO red vans, park it in the spot where he parks (when he is out) and paint Man and Van for hire on the side with a false number to call... will drive him and the whole street mental !

;-)

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The Cone Is Out! a car returns to East Dulwich - but not as you knew it ..... www.theconeisout.com

A cunning way to spot the thieves, it is obvious that someone in a Reflective Yellow Jacket appearing to do work isn't from the council... have you ever seen a council workman work ? >:D

Ehhh, White Lines, *Sniff* why on earth would anyone want to paint them and technically Woof, if there is a dropped curb then it is a parking offence to block someone in (but not out) so if his car is out then parking across the dropped curb, whilst annoying to the resident, isn't against the law. but if his car is in then the police can give you a hefty fine for it.

as for his eweapon of choice is it a

Ouga Chaka ouga

I can't stop this feeling

Deep inside of me

Girl, you just don't realize

What you do to me

Kel

the Devil is of course in the Detail, what ever the heck that means...

maybe he never visits you because you prefer talking to the other fella, you know "Oh God, I'm Coming" which is obviously a prayer to say you are on your way to heaven and not hell...

however I am sure I can find 666 reasons to get the devil to pop around for a slice of bread with salt on it and a glass of red wine. B)

OI

Leave my ruddy cone alone otherwise I will get the third car out of the garage and really piss you all off !!! ;-)

Now where did I put the Skoda Keys I am sure I had them in a bowl at the party this weekend !!!

I do love a good punch up on the Forum... maybe LocalGirl can introduce Davy to the original question asker and we can gather around taking bets whilst chanting "Fight Fight Fight" till teach comes and breaks it up......

then again, maybe Davy is getting off by baiting LocalGirl... who knows and frankly I don't give a damn...

Glad to see that mine isn't the only mind in the gutter tonight

I rang the help line as indicated in the leaflet, but all I got was crackling on the line !!!

Soooooo

Did anyone actually go to the swinging St Georges party last night then ?

Come on DM where is your damning report on the event ?

and who was that blond (whoops said too much now) :-$

Just follow the white Rabbit and all will be revealed

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Then pour several v. large gins and tonic, stick

> on a record and relax.

Perfect advice PGC I will drink to that

Miss Daizie

What a real shame, a lovely young lady like you as well (based on an assumption made after reading your posts)

Hopefully now it is spring, young men's minds may well turn to ... talking to you

LOL, I take that as I have peaked to early and come to the wrong conclusion again... ::o