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Hi Alice, I can assure you I didn't find it a laugh. It was horrible to see events reserved for the privacy of one's home outside. The children playing football did not also find it funny. Kind Regards

Hi all, I was walking home from work (ethics scientist here!), and took my usual route home through Goose Green park. When I approached one of the benches there was what seemed to be a young man and his sexual partner engaging in activities not fit for a children's playground! Yes, I mean sex! This was disgusting and outrageous, immediately I felt like my eyesight had been violated by his aggressive and unsheathed member. It looked like he was trying to unearth King Arthur's sword from the depths of his mistress. A truly awful occurrence. The man looked around 18; he loosely resembled Wally, from the book Where's Wally (you will have had to have found Wally to relate to this). A picture has been attached for your reference both of a man on a bench and of Wally. Anyone who has any general details on the matter, please do not hesitate to contact me on 07786251525. I shall pass the incident on to the relevant authorities (The MET). Regards, A mentally scarred ED resident. :(

Hi Bicycle Recovery, It seems this property is being used for illegal squat raves. Many a time I have seen youths congreating outside with balloons in their mouth, looking deranged! Smells of skunks and poop