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Hi, News of the day man was going to commit suicide in Peckham on the high street,it was blocked of due to the man thretenting to commit suicide he was on top of the building he was going to commit suicide. around 4pm school children were out and had to walk home due to busses not working on diversion as the road was blocked of the nearest shop was Perfect fried chicken near buger king in peckham. I didnt see if he did commit it as there was around 45 police officers and loads of vehicles.


New info :

it was a kid on top of the roof of a barbers shop oppsite the job centre threatening to jump - poor little soul. but is safe as the community wardens say.

ABC, for a period during the latish 70s, the New Musical Express letters page used to get communications from a fellow who called himself Samuel K. Ampong.

His missives were all about 'Beatles Band' and he would lament their demise and compare the groups of the day unfavourably to them.

I assumed he was a satirist and deliberately jolted sense, syntax and grammar to have a bit of crack, a right old giggle and a snicker up the sleeve at everyone's expense.


Come on ABC, admit it, you are the genius behind Samuel K. Ampong.


J'accuse.

OK, but I think in the memory of Samuel K. Ampong, who may or may not be late, let's jump over this thing.

I don't think it's too much to say that at the end of the day it all comes down to a crappy dinner an' a naggin' from the missus.

Seriously, it's the way Samuel K. Ampong would've wanted it.

ABC Wrote:

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> Hi, News of the day man was going to commit

> suicide in Peckham on the high street,it was

> blocked of due to the man thretenting to commit

> suicide he was on top of the building he was going

> to commit suicide. around 4pm school children were

> out and had to walk home due to busses not working

> on diversion as the road was blocked of the

> nearest shop was Perfect fried chicken near buger

> king in peckham. I didnt see if he did commit it

> as there was around 45 police officers and loads

> of vehicles.

>

> New info :

> it was a kid on top of the roof of a barbers shop

> oppsite the job centre threatening to jump - poor

> little soul. but is safe as the community wardens

> say.


I knew I missed something about being out of the area, you get Perfect Fried Chicken, we have to make do with KFC.

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