Bereaved Fish Needs New Partner

[Zak]

We had two gold fish living happily in our garden pond, but sadly one has suddenly died.

Is there anyone out there with a fish that they'd like to have rehomed?

It's a nice pond with a net to protect the fish from herons and any other predators. They get very well fed.

Our fish would be doubtless delighted if a new mate were suddenly to arrive.

Let us know if you have a surplus fish!

Zak

[KidKruger]

Not being funny but aren't goldfish supposed to not remember anything ?

Which would mean the remaining fish has no idea he once had a pond-mate.

[Alan Medic]

Isn't that elephants?

[DulwichFox]

Goldfish:-

The creatures said to have a mere three-second memory span can actually recall information for up to five months.

Which is pretty good concidering that after meeting someone and asking their name...

.. I have usually fogotten it after 2 minutes..

Foxy

[Seabag]

Ken Livingstone maybe?

He'll not be as busy (upsetting people) as before

[uncleglen]

Ken is more of a reptile man...newts if I recall