Panic button..

[woofmarkthedog]

Hmmmmmmm.....Interesting ?

I was on another forum, a "car" one, all dull & boring of course

Though they have this "PANIC BUTTON " option on there

I personally would quite like this option here on the EDF

Anyone else ...?

W**F

Read below

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Panic Button - On/Off Switch

The Panic Button is an icon that resides at bottom right hand corner of every post. If your Boss (or maybe the Wife) turns up, clicking the Panic icon immediately sends you to another web site of your choice.

Select the appropriate button to turn this feature On or Off.

Off On

This is the URL (web address) of the web site that is jumped to when you click on the Panic Button. Make sure you use the full address including the http://. For example:

http://www.Google.co.uk

[Sue]

:))

[????]

Of course it was on a, ahem, "Car Forum" Woof eh.

....nudge is as good as a wink etc.....

[ianr]

>This is the URL (web address) of the web site that is jumped to when you click on the Panic Button.

And don't forget the Private Browsing option in your browser, so no trace left of your having visited the forum (or anywhere else, for that matter).

[????]

My missus nearly caught me on Guardianonline the other night, thank god I switched back to Youporn just in time

[woofmarkthedog]

???? Wrote:

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> Of course it was on a, ahem, "Car Forum" Woof

> eh.

>

>

> ....nudge is as good as a wink etc.....

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Ohhh *Bob* tell them..

You lot are so judgmental.......

Safari has a "Private browsing" click, so no worries there ( *types in dogging dulwich*...)

Anyway MrsW**F loves ( XXXX removed for my safeties sake )

Though it's my "Working dear...why ?..." (but really on the EDF) that requires a PANIC BUTTON

And why not.....?

W**F

[*Bob*]

'Clumsy'? - yes.

They don't call him 'butterfingers' for nothing, you know.

Though I dread to think what for.

[woofmarkthedog]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> 'Clumsy'? - yes.

>

> They don't call him 'butterfingers' for nothing,

> you know.

>

>

>

> Though I dread to think what for.

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Ohhh...

Thanks for your support *Bob*

It's been a while since I've been taunted with

"Why do they call him Marge ? "

"Coz he spreads easy "

Still hurts though

You know, some times my honesty gets mistaken for integrity

W**F

*presses virtual panic button*

[katie1997]

Yeah...

A "panic button" on a car forum? OK - no need to answer that if you own certain brand(s) of car*

Me? I'd like a "How to....button".

Seriously. Just imagine having all those handy tips on how to cook rice/boil water/trim your hedge* in the same place? :))

* and I think we all know the one(s) I mean. etc etc

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah..

I love that* stuff too

Do you need bush trimming tips ? after all, no bush = no worries

(oh damn, my water's just boiled over)

W**F

* presses "uncle bens" face attached to a panic button*

[katie1997]

*presses "woofmarkthedogs" face attached to a 'panic' button*

*enters a new dimension in Time & Space and cries for help*

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohhh katie1997...

All at sea my dear...?

Proceed as follows..

Mayday message

Say slowly and clearly:

?Mayday, Mayday, Mayday?

?This is (name of vessel)? [spoken three times]

?Mayday?

Your vessel's name, call sign and MMSI number [spoken once]

Your position

The nature of distress [for example, ?the boat is sinking?]

Immediate assistance required

How many people are on board

Any other information

?Over?

Add salt to rice, boil for 12 minutes

As you do...

W**F

* checks bush *

[katie1997]

Oh Woof ...

Not at all my dear...proceed as follows:

*Checks messages*

*sighs*

[woofmarkthedog]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oh Woof ...

> Not at all my dear...proceed as follows:

>

> *Checks messages*

> *sighs*

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*Panics*

*Eats button*

W**F

[katie1997]

Keep up please ;-)