CHANNEL4'S COOK YOURSELF THIN IS LOOKING FOR PARTICIPANTS

[Tiger Aspect]

CHANNEL 4?s COOK YOURSELF THIN TV SHOW NEEDS YOU!

Bored of Diets?

Want to drop a dress size, but still stuff your face?

Let ?Cook Yourself Thin? come to your rescue so you CAN have your cake and eat it !

We?re looking for:

Glam, bubbly WOMEN, ideally a size 16+, AND BIG GUYS who fancy broadening their horizons in the kitchen with the help of our celebrity chef presenter.

If you?d like to take part, please send an email or call ASAP with your contact details, current height, weight, and a photo of yourself to:

[email protected]

Contact the team: 0207 529 9548

[woofmarkthedog]

You know...

I'm looking for a new "direction" this year

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What's the remuneration scale ?

W**F

[brum]

Don't believe Woof - yes, that is a photo of him, but in actual fact he is only 2'6" tall and that whiskey bottle is just a miniature. The golf ball on the tee in the background gives the game away. Nice try, Woof!

[PeckhamRose]

"Bubbly" women. A description used in ads for secretaries and office help, denoting lots of fun character and little intellect required. Glam and bubbly, now there's a thing. We don't want our bubbly women dressing like tramps!

Sorry, sure you'll find what you're looking for. So many people dying to be on telly these days to sort their lives out!