Talk to me dirty .....TM

[RosieH]

Hmm, it's just been suggested to me that yours was a reference to "beef curtains" Woof.

Dear god tell me you're not that crass...

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Hmm, it's just been suggested to me that yours was

> a reference to "beef curtains" Woof.

>

> Dear god tell me you're not that crass...

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Ewww..

What fetid mind sugested that ?

Incase anyone is mistaken I AM WOOF & not WOLF

Anyway that "crass idea" aside "beef" flavoured anything is the last resort on the food train, the end of the line, "curtains" even

W**F

( dear god, we're not going to have to add huge diclaimer footers on our posts now are we?)

[Brendan]

Don?t try to wriggle out of it pal, especially not after your previous lurid comments about snaffling unfamiliar kebabs.

And you?re just as bad Rosie. Monster munch indeed.

[katie1997]

Honestly, am I the only one thinking "if it had only been pickled onion flavour" none of this would have happened.....

Brendan - I am quite sure I do not know what on earth you mean re:kebabs.

[RosieH]

For the record, I'd just like to say that I believe Woof to be an upstanding, charming, handsome and gallant member of the genus canis, and wouldn't think for one second that he would stoop to such vulgarity. I shan't name names, but I can confirm that it was neither dog, nor wolf, but a quadruped of slightly smaller stature.

I am just thankful that I did not make it to bed with a packet of Space Raiders. Lord alone knows what might have been insinuated...

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohhh...

Bad "doo daa"

I know just who "dobbed" me in

And I must say, like I'd ever put the boot in were this to happen to anyone else

Jeezzzzzus lucky I'm thick skinned

Finger of fudge anyone ?

*sips from innocence drink carton*

W**F

[RosieH]

"Just enough to give your kids a treat..." - doesn't seem so innocent these days does it?

[Brendan]

Well you can?t start a thread about your occasional preference for a saucy, sausage sandwich and expect it not to degenerate into a mire of adolescent, Carry On style innuendo and double entendres.

[woofmarkthedog]

I know Brenda...

Somehow ? and according to gigi girl I even managed to turn the "Dishwaser" thread into a mire of filth

I mean like a picture of a hotdog & a bun somehow sugested.....

Oh OK, hands up "busted"

Nice image though LadyWooF saw it & licked her lips

W**F

"Nice, I like a big one"

Whatever does she mean ?

* scratches head *

W**F[\b]