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This was sent to me today.. It mat be old but it made laugh..

I just thought I would share...


I mowed the lawn today, and after so doing I sat down and had a small cold beer.


The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.


My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.


The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'


At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions . . .


Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?


Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?


Well, after another small beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.


Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."


On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case.


Time for another small beer, and then maybe a nap.


Foxy

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