Embarrassing Accidents

[Alec John Moore]

Another, much more recent, underwear story. One of our neighbours - we live next door to a house of bedsits - stomped past when I was at the bus stop at Barry Road yesterday morning, apparently on her way to Barry's shop. As she went past, I noticed that her skirt was stuffed quite firmly in her knickers, exposing her underwear. Expecting that she may return to the bus stop before I got on the bus I turned to the only other person at the stop who had noticed this, a woman, and asked if she should tell her or should I, saying that it would be better coming from her. I also remarked that I'd only ever read about that sort of thing happening and had never actually seen it until then. The bus came before the unknowing "flasher" got to the bus stop so at least my embarrassment was spared a bit.

[Mick Mac]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> When I was 18 I was seeing this lad (Jim) and we

> went to visit his folks in Leicester and went out

> with his mates in the evening. Both of us were

> totally plastered and got in quite late. He had a

> single bed in his room and it was downstairs.

>

> For some reason when his Mum went to bed she set

> the house alarm. I woke up in the middle of the

> night feeling a bit queasy and had to leg it to

> the bathroom. As I opened the bedroom door I set

> the house alarm off, so ran back in to the bedroom

> in an attempt to wake Jim. Was unsuccessful and

> following my exertions had to throw up. I grabbed

> the nearest receptacle and was sick - in to a half

> pint glass.

>

> At this stage I was in a bit of a quandary as I

> didn't really want to leave a half pint of vomit

> in the bedroom all night, so decided that his Mum

> must have switched the alarm off and proceeded to

> head towards the bathroom. I opened the door and

> off went the alarm. Was straight back in to the

> room, glass down on the table and again tried to

> wake Jim. No luck, heard his Mum come down again

> to reset the alarm. At this stage I decided to

> resign myself to the fact that I'd have to deal

> with it in the morning.

>

> I went to move the glass from the table I left it

> on but it had gone. Turned out I'd missed the

> table and it had gone all over the floor. I gave

> up and got in to bed.

>

> Woke up about three hours later, to discover that

> Jim had done his usual trick when drunk and pissed

> the bed. I got out, found a spare quilt and slept

> on the floor (away from the sick). Jim woke up the

> next morning to find himself in a rather damp bed

> with a nasty hangover. When expressing his disgust

> with himself, I then decided to tell him....

>

> "yeah, and you were sick!!"

Hilarious story. Jim sounds a good sort. Why not bring him to the next drinks.

[Annasfield]

To be honest - he was a bit of a nob.