Child Play Pen/Prison For sale

[BECKENHAM CENTRAL]

We had this around our fire, but being a genius with things he isn't supposed know how to work yet, like how to mess up everything on my phone, naturally he worked out how to open the door and melt plastic things on the wood burner, like daddies car keys. So we gave up on it and decided to not put it on until he was old enough to understand something called 'consequences'.

That point has now come (and has for some time) and I've finally got around to selling the fire gate as it's using up much valuable space that could be inhabited by random toys scattered casually in every conceivable inch of our home, making moving around it like something out of the Crystal Maze.

So do us a favour and please buy it. It's on ebay but you can pick it up from Lower Sydenham for ?10. Yes, ten pounds, which is about, er, $10 these days. It's been photographed in a toy free area of the house (see attached). We will deliver it to our front door, so don't worry about lacking the ability to levitate over Lego.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322287646136?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649