I'm at war with my neighbours cat!

[louisiana]

I've been thinking of bringing out the big guns and investing in a high-velocity water pistol. Give it some aversion training.

[Brendan]

I?ve been thinking about getting one of those too.

Not that I have a problem with cats or anything. I just want one.

[dbboy]

Have you tried sticking twigs around teh flower beds. These will prevent/stop cats pooing in the garden.

[Loz]

Sticking the twigs up the cat's jacksy may be more effective.

[cate]

Pigeon spikes on your window sill would help. What about some chicken wire around the flowerbed?

Definitely borrow a cat chasing dog if you can. Not cat eating, just chasing before anyone objects.

[HonaloochieB]

Water guns? Pshaw!

Water guns is for cissie marys and cuthberts.

Check out the Gatling Gun, worth 400 quid of any one's money.

http://www.surefireproducts.co.uk/

[huncamunca]

pick up the shit and stick it through the letterbox of said neigbour.repeat until shit stops appearing.

Most cat owners have a copy of Jonathon Livingstone Seagull on their bookshelves - its difficult to use reason with people like this.

[*Bob*]

Hi Snorky.. I knew the Cat Thread would prove too hard for you to resist.

[elloriac]

We had a 'problem' cat at our old place. Lion poo/zoo poo only worked for a short while. We found that once we put bark chippings on the garden - which was just a mulch, not specifically to deter the cat - that the cat cleared off. With the vegetable patch, we had to use twigs and bamboo canes in between the plants. If they can't squat, they can't go!

Good luck!

[DulwichFox]

I understand cats hate citrus,

Try Lemon or Orange peel

[Loz]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> I understand cats hate citrus,

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> Try Lemon or Orange peel

... or shove a lime up it's a*se.

[cate]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> I understand cats hate citrus,

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> Try Lemon or Orange peel

Did you read the whole post. I already said this.

Don't copy my advice! It's copyrighted......

[coopsy76]

no cat sh1t for 2 days since i tipped a potty full of p*ss over the flowerbeds.

Moth balls dont work.

black pepper didnt work

plastic bottles didnt work

I'm currently winning the battle but I think the cat has made only a tactical but temporary retreat.

I do scare the cat off whenever i see it but it does its business in the middle of the night so i've not been able to square up to it whilst committing the act!