Bad habits.

[Twirly]

Why can't people learn to flush toilets properly? Do they leave poo all over the insides of their own toilets and not flush/scrub with a brush? Disgusting habit!

[Tarot]

Why do women grow long nails(or use false ones) that get in the way of their work

Then take time out to fix them when they break.

Men dont rush of to trim their beards or taches etc.

It must be a female thing, most men dont like long nails.

[RosieH]

Bloody women bastards. They don't like sex either. Or is it just with me?

[Tarot]

Calm down dear.Its only an observation.:))

[RosieH]

Oh, I'm not cross, I was just pretending to be you.

[Tarot]

Ouch Rosie, I,m wounded.

[Tarot]

Why cant women park cars?

[Tarot]

Why do driving instructors, not make sure their clients can park properly.

I have asked many people if they had sufficent teaching in this manouvere, and they had not.

There should be more time given to the parking.

[legalbeagle]

Tarot Wrote:

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> Why cant women park cars?

I can park very well. I can squeeze my motor into the tiniest of spaces. I've learned to judge size perfectly having been lied to by men on that subject very frequently.

[SeanMacGabhann]

imagine having the sort of acquaintance who asked you this

Stop trolling, tarot, you're pissing everyone off

[Annette Curtain]

Tarot. You are a guy pretending to be a girl right ?

( say I'm right please, or are you single handedly trying to undo years of striving toward equality )

Just wondering

:)

A.C

[legalbeagle]

My reply was a jokey one, truly. Tarot isn't upsetting me. Not so the woman responding to his lunchtime thread!!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Ok, maybe I was being unfair on Tarot. Tarot isn?t upsetting everyone

But sure as hell is annoying me

[katie1997]

Tarot Wrote:

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> Why do driving instructors, not make sure their

> clients can park properly.

> I have asked many people if they had sufficent

> teaching in this manouvere, and they had not.

> There should be more time given to the parking.

No one can drive as well as me. I passed my test first time and then passed the advanced driving test with flying colours.

Everyone else on the road - apart from me - is simply rubbish at driving.

But I can't park anything larger than a Fiat 500.

[katie1997]

That was all (partly) a big fat lie btw.

Anyway, I'm a bloke pretending to be a woman.

[katie1997]

So naturally I can park anything, including a tank. I just stop when I hit the kerb or another car. Simple, really.

[Annette Curtain]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Everyone else on the road - apart from me - is

> simply rubbish at driving.

Never had an accident Katie ?

( but seen hundreds in your rear view mirror ? )

I love those cute Fiat 500's

:)

A.C

[RosieH]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Anyway, I'm a bloke pretending to be a woman.

I'm a cyborg constructed entirely from fake tan, false nails and breast implants.

[katie1997]

Yes I have had an accident - I remember it vividly.

I was 17 and perfectly able to drive (although officially a learner) when my idiot fusspot stepfather who was sitting in the passenger seat of our estate car barked instructions on how to parallel park, making me lose all concentration and trashing the indicator lights of the car in front as a result.

Naturally I felt that it was all his fault except I was the one who had to pay for it (6)

[legalbeagle]

A Fembot, in other words. And RosieH I do hope you haven't forgotton your false lashes.........or maybe she's born with it..........

RosieH Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Anyway, I'm a bloke pretending to be a woman.

>

> I'm a cyborg constructed entirely from fake tan,

> false nails and breast implants.

[Tarot]

Yes, I guess I was just trying to liven things up in my lunch break.

But I didnt have much input from my instructor on parking, or reversing come to that, made many errors,trying to

correctit though, Learning all the time.

Sean leave the troll alone, happy New year to you,L.O.L