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Tarot Wrote:

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> Why cant women park cars?


I can park very well. I can squeeze my motor into the tiniest of spaces. I've learned to judge size perfectly having been lied to by men on that subject very frequently.

Tarot Wrote:

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> Why do driving instructors, not make sure their

> clients can park properly.

> I have asked many people if they had sufficent

> teaching in this manouvere, and they had not.

> There should be more time given to the parking.


No one can drive as well as me. I passed my test first time and then passed the advanced driving test with flying colours.


Everyone else on the road - apart from me - is simply rubbish at driving.


But I can't park anything larger than a Fiat 500.

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Everyone else on the road - apart from me - is

> simply rubbish at driving.


Never had an accident Katie ?


( but seen hundreds in your rear view mirror ? )


I love those cute Fiat 500's


:)


A.C

Yes I have had an accident - I remember it vividly.


I was 17 and perfectly able to drive (although officially a learner) when my idiot fusspot stepfather who was sitting in the passenger seat of our estate car barked instructions on how to parallel park, making me lose all concentration and trashing the indicator lights of the car in front as a result.


Naturally I felt that it was all his fault except I was the one who had to pay for it (6)

A Fembot, in other words. And RosieH I do hope you haven't forgotton your false lashes.........or maybe she's born with it..........


RosieH Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

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> > Anyway, I'm a bloke pretending to be a woman.

>

> I'm a cyborg constructed entirely from fake tan,

> false nails and breast implants.

Yes, I guess I was just trying to liven things up in my lunch break.

But I didnt have much input from my instructor on parking, or reversing come to that, made many errors,trying to

correctit though, Learning all the time.

Sean leave the troll alone, happy New year to you,L.O.L

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