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Oooooo I hate myself for finding these ( dirty things that they are. ) yesterday.


There I was, innocently purchasing The Telegraph, when this little number winked at me and before I knew it, it was mine.



http://www.hersheys.com/image.aspx?type=url&scale=icon&maxhwidth=380&output=png&src=/assets/images/reeses/products/product_crunchybar.png"You know you want me "



Now their D.N.A. is inside me, I keep hearing voices in my head, "stick these in your filthy mouth" and such like.


Is there a cure, as there must be others amongst us. (maybe we could huddle together under a damp blanket of guilt )



" What is your filthy mouth pleasure Sir/Lady ? "



N:'(


* bell rings through the fog *

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