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Yes, it's the all seeing....


http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7408/photo1xk.jpg Hand-Eye?


I have developed a "secular stigmata" of sorts from a recent burn.


It seems to have a power all of its own. I Look into the Hand-Eye and see the future.


You too can share my gift before the Hand-Eye? closes ( never to reopen )


You may ask it ONE powerful & personal question.



Namsate⍨


Nette(?)

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Frankito Wrote:

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> Do you have any brothers or sisters as I want one

> too?



I know Frankito, such a profound question. And when will there be world/global peace.



The Hand-Eye? sees your keys down the back of the sofa btw.



Next ?


Nette:-S

Huguenot Wrote:

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> If you fold this in half 42 times it is almost

> exactly the distance required to reach the moon.



But it is quite dificult to fold it in half 42 times. I think that the maximum amount of folds that can be acheived is 7 or 8.

Dear Nettie's all-seeing Hand-Eye,


Last year I met a handsome fella who promised me the best burgers known to humankind. He reneged and I was devastated.


After drying my tears and taking on some much-needed fluids, I now find it difficult to trust any man, which makes my role as human lie-detector for the local working men's club particularly tricky to navigate.


Can you tell me when, oh when, I'll ever be able to believe the words of our nation's menfolk again?


Thanks


Rosie.

Huguenot Wrote:

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> The average piece of 80gsm A4 office paper is

> 0.09mm thick.

>

> If you fold this in half 42 times it is almost

> exactly the distance required to reach the moon.

>

> Strange eh?


Really..


And you get paid to fold/figure out paper/stuff ?


The H-E sees a bright and ordered future for you ( but then you don't need a H-E to tell you that).


*puts kettle on*



:-S

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Dear Hand-Eye

>

> will I ever win the lottery?


Remember that ticket you lost....?


Of course you will can win, the odds aren't bad at 16 million to one.


The old saying "to eat an elephant, you must start with the first bite" is never more pertinent.




H-E

Manuelita Wrote:

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> I remember also seeing FOETUS at Uni is very sad

> to see things like that but I don't think this

> should be deeply distressing or a part of

> disappointment. At one point I was also advice Not

> to beleive everything what you read here, most of

> people do it for fun or to have a good laugh. My

> advice Frankito don't take things too serious and

> feel free to write or do anything you like. Being

> 40 plus years old, we know what we want in life

> and never is late to achieve our goals. If you

> have achieve yours Congratulations everyone is

> different and has their own thouhgts and dreams.

> I do apologise for any mistakes in my grammar.

> I'll be doing my IELTS exam at College in July

> hope by then my messages will be more

> understandable and I am sorry I have not bother to

> follow any link in here becouse I have been busy

> with work at home and outside.

> Sometimes to switch off from work,I like to check

> the Forum for a laugh, specially the messages from

> Laddy Muck, Frankito, Jah, and others are very

> funny thank you for all the fun.

>

> I also understand most of you don't like to see

> some people here ( ME,ME,ME) but if you would like

> to achieve that then you will need to write other

> things like History, Science, Politics etc. I am

> sure the locals will enjoy and for me some clowns

> please :)


A forum regular then?

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