Surbiton... the ED of SW London?

[Saffron]

What does Surbiton have that ED doesn't have? A subversive Subbuteo Club it seems. Time to up our game?!? ;-)

https://www.facebook.com/SSCinSurbiton/

[KidKruger]

Snorebiton

[malumbu]

du du du du du, du du du, du du du du, du du du dudududududu, u du du dudududududu

Hello Barbara, have you seen my dinner jacket? Oh Tom, you silly billy, you put it on the scare crow. Oh thanks Barbara, I'll see if Jerry has a spare one. Oh, Margot, I thought that you were at your bridge night, is Jerry in? Oh he is at the golf club. Perhaps I'll go round. Oh no Tom, not the golf club, Jerry is planning to go for the president's post. Well what an ideal opportunity, it is time to take the pig for a walk and I know how much the golf club members like nature. Oh no Tom, that pig pongs. And so on and so on.

[Seabag]

Is Surbiton a real place?

Surely not.

[Seabag]

Where did Reggie Perrin live?

[womanofdulwich]

It has a beautiful railway station.

[Jules-and-Boo]

I thought moving to Surbiton was like getting the Go Directly to Jail card

[Saffron]

Jules-and-Boo Wrote:

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> I thought moving to Surbiton was like getting the

> Go Directly to Jail card

It seems their Subbuteo Club may be able to help you avoid that...

[Saffron]

Ah, too late, just realised we've missed that one.

What about the Office Worker's party in Feb?

[womanofdulwich]

Saffron, I think you need to tell us how you "came across " this club?? 😉

[Jules-and-Boo]

I am very confused. I thought subutteo was table football?

[malumbu]

Sorry I missed the end of the story.

Oh no Tom that pig pongs. It's not the pig Margot it's me.

Queue lots of audience laughter.

Sadly filmed in Northwood near to Watford, not Surbiton.

[JohnL]

Jules-and-Boo Wrote:

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> I am very confused. I thought subutteo was table

> football?

they're disguised.

[Mick Mac]

ED needs to up its game just to catch up with Peckham never mind anywhere else.

[Earl Aelfheah]

womanofdulwich Wrote:

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> It has a beautiful railway station.

...with regular trains which take you to Waterloo in only 15 minutes.

[BrandNewGuy]

Some decent boozers in Surbiton with live music, but pretty dull otherwise. Here's local musician Peter Bruntnell's bittersweet take on Surbiton and Kingston: