My Dentist

[computedshorty]

my name is shorty and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. i noticed her dental diploma, which bore her full name.

suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired girl with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 50-odd years ago.

could she be the same girl that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

upon seeing her, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

this balding, grey haired woman with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. after she examined my teeth, i asked her if she had attended heber road secondary school .

'yes, yes i did. i'm a heberite! 'she beamed with pride.

'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked

she answered, in 1945. why do you ask?

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

she looked at me closely.

then the ugly,

old,

wrinkled,

fat arsed,

grey haired,

decrepit,

witch asked.

'what did you teach?'

[Huguenot]

:))

Excellent.

[Sue]

:))

[Ridgley]

Brilliant story made me chuckle :))

[pebbles]

That's a goody :)