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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.


Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?


Son: At school.


The robot slaps the son.


Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.


Dad: Which one?


Son: Kung Fu Panda


The robot slaps the son again.


Son: Ok! It was a Porno.


Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was!


The robot slaps the Dad.


Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he?s your son.


The robot slaps the mom.

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