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katie1997 Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > Actually..

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> > Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell

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> You'd have to avoid going for a drink in a bar

> with yourself then, wouldn't you?


Ooooo


Snake eating it's tail.

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Back to Nette's desire to be a curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a job.


Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's inspiration) is to sell stone cladding door-to-door in SE22.


ALL of ED could look this way...

http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsize/cottageclading_fs.jpg


Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too.

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maxxi, you're a genius!...I'm thinking green bins, I'm thinking brown bins, but more importantly I'm thinking blue bins...for the promos you might have to up the blue on the Welsh Slate Grey, but that's nothing that a bit of Photoshop can't sort out...just needs a catchy range name, how about streetscape, with the hook line a bin is for life, just ask *Bob*...the good burghers of Southwark will forever be in our debt.
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maxxi Wrote:

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> Back to Nette's desire to be a

> curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is

> an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a

> job.

>

> Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's

> inspiration) is to sell stone cladding

> door-to-door in SE22.

>

> ALL of ED could look this way...

> http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsiz

> e/cottageclading_fs.jpg

>

> Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too.



I'd buy that !


Loving the lattice leaded ( fake of course ) windows too.


Hey I know, I want to be that Woman at Homebase who as you're about to leave says...


"Any Windows or doors " and tries to hand you a double-glazing leaflet.


( she always looks freezing cold too )


Now that looks like a great job



NETTS:-S

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Thomas Micklewright Wrote:

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> starting a vegan chairty of some description i

> suppose



No that's not a fantasy job, that's an earnest/worthy job


Come now Thomas, you can work in a Pickled Gerkin factory.

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As the weather is on the turn today's fantasy job would be selling these door-to-door...


http://www.midlandcarports.co.uk/images/car-port-4.jpg no, not cars, Car Ports! A lost art and yet the area is crying out for them.


Two-car family? No problem.... http://www.aholdens.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carport2.jpg elegance and simplicity.

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