Fantasy jobs

[Annette Curtain]

OK...

I've always fancied being a coal miner, don't know why, just have.

I think the person working at the coal face does it naked & is called the beast/bear.

I'm not Welsh or from Yorkshire.

But I fancy wearing a helmet ( whilst naked )

As you do, what's your fancy ?

Nette:)

[gabrielnagy]

That is a really nice fantasy...I fancy being a steward...just with badge hanged...

[maxxi]

ooooh I dunno.... carpet cleaner somewhere in hertfordshire maybe?

[Salsaboy]

Ladies lingerie fitter.

[Annette Curtain]

Tyre fitting not working out maxxi ?

Actually, today I quite fancy a change, that coal mincing ain't all that cop.

So I'm trying out being a "confectionary operative" in Greggs the bakers.

Nette(tu)

[Annette Curtain]

Actually..

Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell

"Walk on by the....peaches.....golden brown.."

*tra-la-la*

Nette:)

[katie1997]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Actually..

>

> Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell

You'd have to avoid going for a drink in a bar with yourself then, wouldn't you?

[katie1997]

I'd like to sell loft insulation door-to-door.

[Annette Curtain]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > Actually..

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> > Today I want to be Hugh Cornwell

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> You'd have to avoid going for a drink in a bar

> with yourself then, wouldn't you?

Ooooo

Snake eating it's tail.

[katie1997]

Argh!! You mentioned the dreaded 'S' word. I have a phobia about those. Really I do.

[Annette Curtain]

What...

'nakes

SSsssilly

Nette:-S

[maxxi]

A phobia KT? So apparently did Hugh... Ssssssssstranglers

[katie1997]

Ssssssstop making me laugh you lot. Am meant to be ssssssssleeping.

[Salsaboy]

What about trouser snakesssssss?

[maxxi]

I think KT's more of a sssssssslacksss and ssssssssslingbackssss gal.

[maxxi]

Back to Nette's desire to be a curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a job.

Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's inspiration) is to sell stone cladding door-to-door in SE22.

ALL of ED could look this way...

http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsize/cottageclading_fs.jpg

Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too.

[red devil]

maxxi, you're a genius!...I'm thinking green bins, I'm thinking brown bins, but more importantly I'm thinking blue bins...for the promos you might have to up the blue on the Welsh Slate Grey, but that's nothing that a bit of Photoshop can't sort out...just needs a catchy range name, how about streetscape, with the hook line a bin is for life, just ask *Bob*...the good burghers of Southwark will forever be in our debt.

[Annette Curtain]

maxxi Wrote:

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> Back to Nette's desire to be a

> curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is

> an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a

> job.

>

> Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's

> inspiration) is to sell stone cladding

> door-to-door in SE22.

>

> ALL of ED could look this way...

> http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsiz

> e/cottageclading_fs.jpg

>

> Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too.

I'd buy that !

Loving the lattice leaded ( fake of course ) windows too.

Hey I know, I want to be that Woman at Homebase who as you're about to leave says...

"Any Windows or doors " and tries to hand you a double-glazing leaflet.

( she always looks freezing cold too )

Now that looks like a great job

NETTS:-S

[katie1997]

maxxi Wrote:

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> I think KT's more of a sssssssslacksss and

> ssssssssslingbackssss gal.

Slacks?!!!???

Whaddyameanbythatexactlyhuh?

And how does it answer salsaboy's question? :-S

[maxxi]

well - presumably a slack-snake is lesssss threatening? I digress...

Come on, you know you love the slacks and slingbacks look-

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00610/LR-Indy6_610312s.jpg

-and crochet is making a comeback too!

[katie1997]

Oh dear. Don't you mean digressssssss?

And those shoes are absolutely hideous. Let's not discuss the crochet number.

[Frankito]

I always wanted to be a taxi driver, in fact, I think I still do. Does anyone need a lift?

[Thomas Micklewright]

starting a vegan chairty of some description i suppose

[Annette Curtain]

Thomas Micklewright Wrote:

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> starting a vegan chairty of some description i

> suppose

No that's not a fantasy job, that's an earnest/worthy job

Come now Thomas, you can work in a Pickled Gerkin factory.

[maxxi]

As the weather is on the turn today's fantasy job would be selling these door-to-door...

http://www.midlandcarports.co.uk/images/car-port-4.jpg no, not cars, Car Ports! A lost art and yet the area is crying out for them.

Two-car family? No problem.... http://www.aholdens.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carport2.jpg elegance and simplicity.