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To take you away from thoughts on Brexit and the question of taxing and locking up cyclists, watch out.


I saw two groups of killer zombies tonight, maybe drawn out from their dens by the warm weather.


A mob of them were running up the canal path in Peckham, and a second lot along the Rye near Harris Boys. They were wearing training shoes, shorts and t-shirts and looked gormless and rather dangerous. Some had head phones on no doubt taking orders from the lead zombies. A few had flashing lights to distract drivers which they could then gorge on.


I called 999 and asked for the army to deal with them, using flame throwers. I expect to see burned zombie corpses tomorrow but just in case there are others roaming I thought it best to inform others. So if you see groups of running zombies take care, and don't catch their gaze as you will be in for it.

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