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handymaneast dulwich

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Please before you read below this is just a bit of harmless humour hope no one gets offended.





Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it ment be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that fen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Pegg y May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.




Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,


It's OK honey, we've got spell check.


Cinsearly,

D. TRUMP


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