Who's got the flu?

[mockney piers]

LOL

[KalamityKel]

I tried to write that wiv pure innocence! really I did!!!!:-$

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

"Crush a large clove of garlic so that it turns into a mushy mass. Mix it up with a large spoon of honey until totally combined. Add juice of one lemon. Top it up in a small glass with hot (not boiling) water. Hold nose and knock back. Get back into bed. Get really hot under the duvet so that you're sweating all night."

I add grated ginger and sliced lemons to this foul tasting mixture and find it works really well. Take it a couple of times a day and u'll be fine really quickly.

[KalamityKel]

Mad have we killed you with all our potions? Or just tucked up in bed?

[MadWorld74]

I've just crushed a clove of garlic on the cat, poured some rum over the duvet and squeezed a lemon down my neck....I dunno guys seems a little odd to me.....I haven't a clue what to do with the ginger or the cayenne pepper......?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Speaking as a redhead, diamonds always work.

[lozzyloz]

Garlic flavoured Furry Monster? mmm!

[KalamityKel]

I'm more impressed with the rum smelling duvet! :))

[MadWorld74]

Mr MW74 has gone out to Kilburn for a gig! .....whilst I...sniff....sniff....sit on the damn sofa wondering what to do with the honey I didn't use and wondering how I'm going to get the cat smelling garlic free

[SeanMacGabhann]

MW74 - a good curry tonight will sort that out - jooooin usssssss

In a strange echo of PeckhamGateCrasher's comment on the Gordon Brown thread, the title of this thread has me singing Prince songs...

[MadWorld74]

SeanMac,

If I tried to enter a public place....I'd be refused entry for looking like a wax work dummy on the run from The London Dungeon.

Damn this cat, it stinks!

[KalamityKel]

Isn't the best solution to garlic chocolate? No don't do that you're likely to kill your cat!

[MadWorld74]

The cats dived under the rum soaked duvet....I think it's expired.

[KalamityKel]

It may have been smelly but would have certainly have been happy hehe

[Brendan]

You know what. You are going to feel rotten no matter what until your body fights the virus off so you may as well open a bottle of booze and a slab of chocolate (or whatever you poison is) It will make you feel better for a while at least. Just remember to rehydrate yourself.

[MadWorld74]

Brendan...."Open a bottle of booze"....is my therory on everything in life. Thank you. I will.:)-D

[lozzyloz]

Have you tried any Homeopathic remedies?