Salmon fillets anyone?

[carrotcake]

I was in The Draft House last night and a man came over to me trying to flog salmon fillets he had just stolen from Marks & Spencer.

He came back later having sold the salmon fillets.

What did he get for them? A ?10 Marks & Spencers voucher!

Anybody else see this man?

[DulwichFox]

Hi carrotcake

How do you know he had JUST stolen them from Marks & Spencer.

There is no M&S nearby ??

How did you know about the A ?10 Marks & Spencers voucher!

Bit of a coincidence someone just happened to have one. ??

Do not get your story.

Foxed Fox.

[Alan Medic]

Did you report it to the RSPCA or whoever looks after fish?

[Annette Curtain]

The whole story's a bit fishy

Let me guess; was he was riding a motor pike and side-carp ?

*holds nose*

Nette

[carrotcake]

@Annette Curtain

I like the jokes!

@Dulwich Fox

1. He told us he stole them from M&S and showed us them.

2. I know about the voucher because he came back and showed us the voucher after he got it.

3. He must of made the trip from an M&S nearby.