Herr Hitler was right about one thing.

[Jeremy]

Not a fan of Hitler, then?

[RosieH]

Well, do you know, I was until I watched that programme for the 36th time - the bodyguard coulda killed him you know.

Didn't though.

[Annette Curtain]

I had a teacher once, called Miss English.

All tweed twin-set and salt & pepper hair. She had a little dog that she kept in her car, you could see it out of the class room window

She'd walk the scruffy little thing (which come to thing about it, matched her hair) whilst having a fag

"Read out loud until I come back" she'd rasp

Once back in the room, stinking of smoke she'd announce something random or other about the war

My favourite being " I had an affair with Hitler, you know ! "

I was fascinated and repulsed in equal measure by her

Nette