Utterly inane news thread

[LondonLogCo]

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(if we're playing inane number games)

[malumbu]

Two bit of news. I have bites all over the bag of my legs from some late gardening last night.

I turned over a plastic dustbin to find around 50 live snails. I disposed of them with boiling water.

I also have some spare staples. And peppercorns.

[Alan Medic]

50 die in East Dulwich massacre.

[Huguenot]

The porcini mushroom ravioli at Senso isn't a patch on the wild boar one they used to have. Why people change these things I never know. Bored chef?

[Otta]

I'm working. (only because I've spent the last few weeks not really working, and time has run out!)

[Salsaboy]

I'm having some toast.

[KidKruger]

A horse-drawn tram service once operated down Crystal Palace Rd, learned that on EDF today I did.

[LondonLogCo]

I went kayaking on a disused industrial canal in Kent yesterday

Such good fun

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

There is a rat on the mat, gifted by a cat by my backdoor.

[billybiro]

Still in bed

[LondonLogCo]

Another regular forumite has deactivate their account

[Alan Medic]

I usually get up at 5am but I got up fifteen minutes early today.

[jumpinjackflash]

I am wearing Bulgari perfume today

[Salsaboy]

Looking out the window watching the bastard squirrel steal the birds peanuts.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Got new jeans and growing a beard. These two are not related.

[red devil]

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> Got new jeans and growing a beard. These two are

> not related.

They might be if the jeans cost you ?280 and you've recently run out of Merkur blades...

*Strokes underside of chin...*

[Alan Medic]

When I boarded my train home from LB and entered an almost empty carriage, I saw a nice looking pair of mens shoes on the floor next to a seat. I can't explain this. Beamed up maybe, without his shoes?

[LondonLogCo]

I'm sitting an equal distance between a bowl of carrot peelings, and a jar of peanut butter

[Salsaboy]

I've just found a pen that I thought I'd lost.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I have just bought peppercorns.

[LondonLogCo]

I'm in bed, under a pink flowery duvet

[lizbells6]

Doorstep milk stolen. Again.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Cinnamon Balls in Hope and Greenwood were stuck together. My fall back position was Strawberry Sherberts.

[Salsaboy]

Had a haircut.

[Alan Medic]

Wife decided to go to Australia next week.