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A Baby for Boris and Carrie Symonds

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diable rouge

diable rouge

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Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Oh Seabag, don't you realise the baby was probably

> ordered by Cummings? It's the sort of announcement

> that can be kept up the sleeve for a good while,

> to be used to deflect attention from other

> 'negative' stories. Perfect weekend for it.


The sprog is also due to be dropped in early summer, which just happens to be around the time of the No Deal deadline. Still, look on the positive side, it makes a change for him to publicly acknowledge he's got one of his floozies up the duff...

Alan Medic

Alan Medic

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> The sprog is also due to be dropped in early

> summer, which just happens to be around the time

> of the No Deal deadline. Still, look on the

> positive side, it makes a change for him to

> publicly acknowledge he's got one of his floozies

> up the duff...


There was a rumour that he hid away for a couple of weeks due to having a black eye. Maybe he had no option but to announce it. Remember Camberwellgate?

Sue

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diable rouge Wrote:

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Still, look on the

> positive side, it makes a change for him to

> publicly acknowledge he's got one of his floozies

> up the duff...



There is no positive side. There will soon be another person in the world who has half BJ's genes.

Seabag

Seabag

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Cynicism aside, it?s a new life in the world and Ms Symonds deserves to have her pregnancy respected.


But Boris hasn?t the greatest rep regarding his record for sticking in there as a parent, but this time might be different.


Plus he?s 55 now, so maybe he?s matured enough to see this one through.


Maybe maybe

Seabag

Seabag

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I was thinking, maybe Prince Andrew might announce he?s pregnant


I know it?s a long shot, but this with a bit of airbrushing of his past could turn his life around. Add to that a cover on HELLO WTF magazine, with Andy and his new baby bump.


A few years ago it?d be a ludicrous idea, but it could work now in this day and age of diversity and tolerance.

JohnL

JohnL

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Alan Medic Wrote:

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> There was a rumour that he hid away for a couple

> of weeks due to having a black eye. Maybe he had

> no option but to announce it. Remember

> Camberwellgate?


Another that he was paid an advance on a book that needed to be written soon.

JohnL

JohnL

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nxjen Wrote:

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> dbboy Wrote:

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> > She's 31, nearly half his age, what was she

> ever

> > thinking when she let him shaft her??

>

> Oh don?t, this news item is making me nauseous

> enough already.


It's even made the Daily Mail nauseous


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8063043/STEPHEN-GLOVER-pray-end-Boris-bounder.html

malumbu

malumbu

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It's the new normal. This would have ruined a political career in the recent past. Now lies and personal life the response from many is "well that just shows what a normal person he is". Maybe it's some perverse thing that the media normally needs to find this stuff out, but as he has made it easy then the reaction is very different.

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