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Special Edition Toilet Roll ?100


KidKruger

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Thanks you for your enquiry.

This is a sought-after commodity, presented in a quality display case.

Your friends will be impressed.

Think of it as an art piece, which can be used in times of emergency, thereby changing the state of said art piece and in doing so providing a symbolistic record of the external factors surrounding and influencing its manifestation.

I think, given this back-story, ?100 is more than fair.

Tomorrow, depending on prices of raw materials used to make this piece, the price may change.

No need. Private Eye's just arrived with a cover offer: "48 sheets of toilet paper free with this issue!"


... and they're going to get dozens of letters to the Pedantry Corner of their letters section, to say it's really only 24 sheets.


... But no. I've just checked against some templates, and you can get four decently sized loo roll pieces per sheet by guillotining them in half both ways. A stunning 96 sheets per issue!

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