Peak guardian?

[JohnL]

You can't stop aging unless you find the fountain of youth, you can wear a wig (like that Tory MP) but people may laugh.

[Seabag]

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> Yeah, as in "Mr Snatcha". Reminds me of the

> apocryphal record company exec talking to Meat

> Loaf and saying, "Ah, Mr Loaf ? or may I call you

> 'Meat'...?"

>

> Mr Snatcha clearly has it in for fat, balding,

> middle-aged, middle-class residents of East

> Dulwich. Luckily I'm only two of those.

If I had to choose two, I?d go for fat and middle class. You can get over being fat, and who cares about being middle class 😃

[Cyclops]

Trolley Snatcha Wrote:

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> Do you know the Guardian columnist personally? Why

> do you mention to him by only his first name?

> Sounds and looks stupid.

>

> Do you refer to BBC news presenters by first name?

> 'Naga' or maybe 'Dan'. No you dont, so stop

> pretending its perfectly normal.

Perhaps you ought to post on Urban 75, they'd like you there.

[snowy]

Given that Jay Rayner also used to post on Urban 75, I?m not sure trolley would be welcomed there either.

[Seabag]

I think we should be mindful not to be too harsh on TS. He may have melted somewhere, cringing or mock dry heaving even, which seems prevalent amongst a certain group of people.

Or maybe just binging on more Jay Rayner reviews, or even cooking his restaurant at home kit, which is nice to do on a Saturday. Who knows, maybe he?s got Steven Taylor round for a slap up meal.

Anything is possible.

[Cyclops]

snowy Wrote:

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> Given that Jay Rayner also used to post on Urban

> 75, I?m not sure trolley would be welcomed there

> either.

🤣

[TheCat]

More delectable prose from Jay today to satisfy my base middle-class instincts. While reading this I've found that I've managed to slip an entire roast chicken in the front of my trousers, without even realising it....

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/feb/14/jay-rayner-cooks-recipes-from-roast-chicken-and-other-stories-by-simon-hopkinson

[ianr]

TheCat wrote:

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> More delectable prose from Jay today to

> satisfy my base middle-class instincts.

> While reading this I've found that I've

> managed to slip an entire roast chicken

> in the front of my trousers, without

> even realising it....

I suppose that's all one can expect from a typical EDF male lounge lizard. It's not within spitting distance of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voina#How_to_Snatch_a_Chicken.

[ianr]

I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does anyone know what triggered the eventual deactivation?

[KidKruger]

Ooh that?s a shame, he seemed sooo aligned to the ED kinsfolk.

[Seabag]

ianr Wrote:

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> I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does

> anyone know what triggered the eventual

> deactivation?

He?s been kidnapped by Steven Taylor

[TheCat]

ianr Wrote:

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> I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does

> anyone know what triggered the eventual

> deactivation?

Jay will be very relieved.....

[Seabag]

TheCat Wrote:

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> ianr Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does

> > anyone know what triggered the eventual

> > deactivation?

>

>

> Jay will be very relieved.....

Mr Jay if you don?t mind

[TheCat]

Seabag Wrote:

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> TheCat Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ianr Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more.

> Does

> > > anyone know what triggered the eventual

> > > deactivation?

> >

> >

> > Jay will be very relieved.....

>

> Mr Jay if you don?t mind

We're pretty tight. I read his article each Sunday. And I always comment. One time he even replied.

[Okay, I think I've milked this joke enough. I'll stop now;)]

[Cyclops]

ianr Wrote:

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> I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does

> anyone know what triggered the eventual

> deactivation?

Good riddance

[JohnL]

ianr Wrote:

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> I see that "Trolley Snatcha" is no more. Does

> anyone know what triggered the eventual

> deactivation?

Snatched his last trolley.

[Seabag]

I?m missing Trolley and Steven Taylor already.

I felt with a little (well ok, a lot) more work and he?d have had his genre nailed.

I look forward to the next incarnation.

[TheCat]

Seabag Wrote:

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> I?m missing Trolley and Steven Taylor already.

>

> I felt with a little (well ok, a lot) more work

> and he?d have had his genre nailed.

>

> I look forward to the next incarnation.

Im having a Tuesday night beer.....so I could easily be a bit more of a c#nt than normal if you like seabag? Purely for the good of the forum of course.......

[Seabag]

TheCat Wrote:

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> Seabag Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I?m missing Trolley and Steven Taylor already.

> >

> > I felt with a little (well ok, a lot) more work

> > and he?d have had his genre nailed.

> >

> > I look forward to the next incarnation.

>

>

> Im having a Tuesday night beer.....so I could

> easily be a bit more of a c#nt than normal if you

> like seabag? Purely for the good of the forum of

> course.......

Melt