Women and Barbecues

[JohnL]

I love greek salad - just add some salt, pepper, vinegar and olive oil.

[Spartacus]

binkylilyput Wrote:

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> It's because the women have already:

>

> Bought the food

> Stored the food

> Prepared the food

> Sorted out the BBQ area so it's ready to BBQ

> Made the arrangement with friends to come over

> Figured out which guests are veggie etc

> Cleaned the house so it is fit for people walk

> through

> Cleaned the bathroom and toilet so guests aren't

> horrified

> Dressed the kids

> Entertained the kids while they wait

> Filled the paddling pool

> Brought the food out to the table

> Organised cutlery, plates etc

> Gotten everyone drinks

> Sorted out the kids who are now fighting, crying

> or falling out of a tree

> Ensured there are salads and other things to go

> with BBQ food

> Made sure everyone has something to eat

> Then...?

> Cleared the plates

> Topped up everyone's drinks

> Sorted out icecream or some kind of pud

> Socialised

> Attended to the kids for the millionth time

> Tidied up

> Cleared away

> Washed up

> Put everything away

> Sorted out the kids again

>

>

> Sound familiar guys? Nope? Of course not, the men

> folk haven't noticed all of this happening

> (daily.....as if it's a miracle) because they are

> too busy with their one responsibility which is to

> turn a burger and attempt not to kill anyone with

> an under cooked drumstick

I guess that's the difference between a family BBQ (as above thanks binkylilyput) and a blokes mates BBQ - buy beer, buy meat,go to light BBQ and no charcoal so drink beer then amble to corner shop for charcoal where more beer is bought but forgets charcoal to mates amusement when gets back followed by more beer drinking,trips to get charcoal and yet more beer before eating a semi cooked burger 12 hours later, throwing up due to alcohol and sunstroke then blaming it on the dodgy bag of peanuts billy bought with him ...

Perfection .... who needs side salad as if carlsburg did BBQ's they would probably be the best BBQ's in the world ...

[KidKruger]

[KidKruger]

[KateS]

KidKruger Wrote:

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The basket 😂😂😂 I'm dying 😂😂😂

And the list binkylilyput wrote: AMEN.

[Blah Blah]

I have exactly the same washing basket and coffee table at home! Best purchase ever ;)