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TheCat Wrote:

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> What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind

> when it hits your windshield?

>

> ....its arse....

>

> boom tish.



Logically speaking only of it is flying directly towards or away from the windscreen at the time


If it was flying across the windscreen then it's mind and arse would pop at the same time upon which point it would possibly think "ouch"


There is also the issue of semi impact where the fly is travelling in the same direction as the car and only partially impacts on the windscreen leaving a tattered behind but fully active frontal part in which case it may think "what the heck"


So many reasons why your attempt at humour has so many inconclusive faults so as not to make it funny


Bazinga

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Spartacus Wrote:

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> TheCat Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > What's the last thing to go through a fly's

> mind

> > when it hits your windshield?

> >

> > ....its arse....

> >

> > boom tish.

>

>

> Logically speaking only of it is flying directly

> towards or away from the windscreen at the time

>

> If it was flying across the windscreen then it's

> mind and arse would pop at the same time upon

> which point it would possibly think "ouch"

>

> There is also the issue of semi impact where the

> fly is travelling in the same direction as the car

> and only partially impacts on the windscreen

> leaving a tattered behind but fully active frontal

> part in which case it may think "what the heck"

>

> So many reasons why your attempt at humour has so

> many inconclusive faults so as not to make it

> funny

>

> Bazinga


I'm embarrassed by my lack of attention to detail....

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