Hello from Russia!

[Coman]

Dear East Dulwichers,

I recently received this promising email and I wondered how I might respond to such a tempting offer.

"Hello!!! I am sorry for the unexpected letter, but I write you for the purpose of acquaintance! My name is Elena! I live in Russia! I am lonely and I have no children! I am romantic, kind, careful and gentle woman! I very much love children, animal, sports, cookery, the nature campaigns and picnics, I adore to listen to music and to look films! I have a possibility to arrive to Australia! But at first, I would like to get acquainted with the good man! In hope that from our correspondence there will be a good friendship, and probably serious relations at a meeting! I do not write to you for a deceit, I am fair and I wish to begin serious relations with the man! I am not going to play with your feelings, I promise that I on 100% will be fair with you! If you are lonely and wish to get acquainted, please write to me, I will be very glad to begin acquaintance to you! I send you my photo! I hope that it will help us to hold communication more strong! Please write to my personal mailbox: starlika985@yahoo.com I wait for your answer! With the big hope!!! Elenochka!!!"

[Salsaboy]

I get loads of those to a junk email account I have on Yahoo.

I always reply saying that the sender sounds like a nice young lady and I would like to meet her. I always offer to pay the air-fare but haven't had one take the offer up yet. :(

[????]

Next thing we know we'll be seeing "Man services" offered on the EDF....

[*Bob*]

Will she be tax deductible?

[maxxi]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> I get loads of those to a junk email account I

> have on Yahoo.

>

> I always reply saying that the sender sounds like

> a nice young lady and I would like to meet her. I

> always offer to pay the air-fare but haven't had

> one take the offer up yet. :(

Careful what you wish for cause inside her will be another Elenotchka and inside her another and...

[Salsaboy]

I can't stand those Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

[Coman]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Will she be tax deductible?

I am struggling with myself not present a technical response to this question.

or in the words of Elenochka!!!, "I promise that I on 100%"