severe goose green park incident

[Excavator M]

Hi all,

I was walking home from work (ethics scientist here!), and took my usual route home through Goose Green park. When I approached one of the benches there was what seemed to be a young man and his sexual partner engaging in activities not fit for a children's playground! Yes, I mean sex! This was disgusting and outrageous, immediately I felt like my eyesight had been violated by his aggressive and unsheathed member. It looked like he was trying to unearth King Arthur's sword from the depths of his mistress. A truly awful occurrence.

The man looked around 18; he loosely resembled Wally, from the book Where's Wally (you will have had to have found Wally to relate to this). A picture has been attached for your reference both of a man on a bench and of Wally.

Anyone who has any general details on the matter, please do not hesitate to contact me on 07786251525.

I shall pass the incident on to the relevant authorities (The MET).

Regards,

A mentally scarred ED resident. :(

[alice]

Sounds like you found it a bit of a laugh

[crazy niner]

Seems Gnarly bro, crazy something like this would happen in the endz.

[Excavator M]

Hi Alice,

I can assure you I didn't find it a laugh. It was horrible to see events reserved for the privacy of one's home outside. The children playing football did not also find it funny.

Kind Regards

[DulwichFox]

Looking at your other Post here on EDF you seem to have a had some rather unfortunate

experiences in East Dulwich. ??

Ref. to 12 Lordship Lane

It seems this property is being used for illegal squat raves. Many a time I have seen youths congreating outside with balloons in their mouth, looking deranged!

Smells of skunks and poop

DulwichFox

[Siduhe]

It's sad to see how quickly Steven has fallen out of love with our little corner of the world...

Although I am intrigued as to how the OP knew that the man was married and the woman was a mistress.

[Spartacus]

I'm giggling as his description makes out that king Arthur has returned in England's hour of need to save us from covid.

Crikey O'Reiley

What next Merlin waving his wand around to make Nicola Sturgeon admit ethics wrong doing!

[TheCat]

"Anyone who has any general details on the matter, please do not hesitate to contact me on 07786251525"

Im happy to give you a buzz to fill you in (pun intended) on all the details....but it will cost you ?3/minute.....

[Excavator M]

Please do call me I will literally pay you

[Hamletter]

Barely credible bearing the current inclement weather. On the other hand, it could have been the "Beast from the East" that you saw.

[excavator 2.0]

i may have seen this Wally person loitering near the Domino's pizza area near the train station. He was brunette, wearing a Nike tech tracksuit.

[wordsworth]

Keep it coming.

[malumbu]

Where's Willy?

[Seabag]

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God, this is getting tedious.

*See above*

[malumbu]

Au contraire. Think it is great to see those out doing mass exercising, boot camp, tai chi etc. Reminds of travelling in SE Asia, whatever that means and wherever that is.

Remember walking down to the Thames in Abingdon one still warm night many years ago and a couple in the meadows on the other side were at it hammer and tongs. You could hear rather than see. Amused me, and why not! (ie why not take advantage of a nice evening)

[Cyclops]

Seabag Wrote:

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> God, this is getting tedious.

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> *See above*

Isn't it just.

[JohnL]

Lincoln Inn fields is (used to be) the place for people doing Karate Kid practice :)