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We have now started to get your idea of a which character you would like most to date, but this is now a different game and one that will require some thought....


Rules are simple


Place your brothers boxers on your head, hook your sinclair spectrum up to the pentagon, dress ken in a pair of shorts and you can now make your perfect date from parts of any person you want.


Please copy and use the following criteria when building your 'Weird Science' man (deviations to the list allowed along with N/A if you are stuck for ideas)


BRAIN/MIND :

EYES :

EARS :

NOSE :

MOUTH / LIPS :

HAIR :

HEAD SHAPE :

TORSO :

ARMS :

HANDS :

LEGS :

FEET :

MUSCLE TONE :

PERSONALITY :

FIRST DATE LOCATION :

WEALTH FACTOR :


(Ladies if your preference is for women then please post in the Perfect FEMALE version of this thread so as to keep it simple)

BRAIN/MIND : einstein

EYES : warrick brown (CSI)

EARS : not fussed but def not Gary Linekar!

NOSE : warrick brown (CSI)

MOUTH / LIPS : warrick brown (CSI)

HAIR : not fussed

HEAD SHAPE : normal!

TORSO : Jean Claude Van Damme (!) (watched Kickboxer the other night!)

ARMS : Jean Claude Van Damme

HANDS : not fussed as long as their strong yet gentle...

LEGS : JCVD (again) he can't act to save his life and he's cheesier than an Edam factory but he had a body to die for in Kickboxer!

FEET : size 9 or 10

MUSCLE TONE : JCVD - like my guys (naturally muscular and quite big (ish) no skinny beanpoles or steroid taking beefcakes though

PERSONALITY : Tom Hanks

FIRST DATE LOCATION : private yacht somewhere in the Med

WEALTH FACTOR : Bill Gates!!

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