Xmas Parties

[KidKruger]

Song for this year?s Downing St. Xmas party.

https://youtu.be/yFgAllmI6LY

[JohnL]

By Allegra - Don't think she was the biggest culprit here.

[JohnL]

The only investigation will be the party on the 18th December - the other parties won't be investigated.

Dom Cummings has been talking about one on the 13th November (along with indecipherable trolley stuff).

[Seabag]

If Farrow & Ball bring out a new shade of grubby white for covering stuff up, I?d like to suggest

?Downing Street Whitewash?

[Seabag]

Someone remind me how many parties (that never happened) we?re up to now?

Is it 2 or 3 ?

I can?t keep up.

[Sephiroth]

seabag - it''s a very simple equation

Take the number of children you DON'T know about but suspect might exist

Double it

Take that and multiply it by the number of days since the story broke a

Take that and add RND() between 2 and 10

Voila

[Seabag]

Oh boo?

So now they?re ?cancelling? the parties. Like how boring is that, specially as they made so much effort last year.

I don?t know, maybe there?s a few of the usual nudge nudge, wink wink events that go on.

Anyways, Boris is busy with new baby #2, so he?ll be home and in his slippers, staring at the gold foil wallpaper.

[Angelina]

The level of contempt the government is showing is obscene

[Sephiroth]

Obscene, yes

Unpredictable, no

This clownshow was always going to fall apart

The characters, the single principle holding those characters together, the absolute joke of a leader

All of this was always going to happen

[Alan Medic]

Except it hasn't fallen apart yet. What is it going to take? Losing the next by-election maybe?

[diable rouge]

It's one of the safest Tory seats, so if it did go to the Lib Dems then it could well be the final nail.

Even if Johnson does go, there's no one of much merit to take over, I mean, Liz Truss is one of the favourites, gawd help us!...

[Seabag]

Boris is getting that bus ready again, only this time he?s not throwing imaginary Brexity figures around.

No no no! Though he is lining up to throw his people under the bus over the Xmas parties, lots of them by the looks of it.

?For he?s a jolly good fellow, for he?s a jolly good feeeelllooow?

https://apple.news/AF9Z7eYPvTzaBLQzRdcOIDQ

[Seabag]

And the list grows, I?m exhausted reading it.

Hopefully Sue Grey will get to the bottom of all this, and throw as many people as possible under as many busses as required.

https://apple.news/Av-rvZeu7QKWxdwhQj-bn6A

[Spartacus]

Maybe that's why the TfL bailout has been extended

To ensure there are buses left to throw people under 😄

[natty01295]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> Maybe that's why the TfL bailout has been extended

>

> To ensure there are buses left to throw people

> under 😄

(Next year Bus Fares are going up sadly)

TFL are struggling with enough money ,And council tax going up to fund it

[JohnL]

Kay Burley seems out to throw her old sparring partner Matt Hancock under a bus - pick him up and throw him under another one.

I'm sure she's not taking pleasure from it :)