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I got a great new cheese knife from the smelly French cheese stall in Borough Market - it?s a diamond cut Japanese steel cheese knife with a double serrated edge that obliquely cuts the cheese to bring out the flavour. And it?s cunningly made to look like a normal dinner knife so you don?t feel pretentious when using it. And it was reduced from ?99 to ?75! And it came in a recycled cardboard presentation box.
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Cheesus H Christ


Get a grip Bob


It?s only cheese. And imagine this. You get your super cheese knife out at a dinner party or lunch, you wang on about it.


Guests leave.


Them:

?What the fk was all that b0110x about a cheese knife, do the Japanese even eat cheese ?!?


You:

?I think they were impressed with my cheese knife?

You can get really nice knife sets from bargain shops for about a tenner. They are a bit bendy and don't cut that well but look impressive.


I find it best to buy cheap mild cheddar of unknown country of production from the supermarkets. It cuts with a blunt table knife, and you don't have to worry about the taste as there isn't any. It goes well with any booze, particularly Concorde wine.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Concorde-Medium-Sweet-Wine-75cl/dp/B01DYTHRB8

malumbu Wrote:

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> You can get really nice knife sets from bargain

> shops for about a tenner. They are a bit bendy

> and don't cut that well but look impressive.

>

> I find it best to buy cheap mild cheddar of

> unknown country of production from the

> supermarkets. It cuts with a blunt table knife,

> and you don't have to worry about the taste as

> there isn't any. It goes well with any booze,

> particularly Concorde wine.

>

> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Concorde-Medium-Sweet-Win

> e-75cl/dp/B01DYTHRB8



Malumbu, this is the best post in a long time, I?m laughing out loud!

Bob Buzzard Wrote:

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> I can only eat and drink craft-based food and

> drink like Northern Monk pale ale or a artisan

> loaves - I get terrible dyspepsia with mass

> produced food.


So no builders tea or bacon butties for you Bob, maybe that's Mrs Buzzards secret vice, a quick one in a greasy spoon🤔

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