ironing service available door to door

[PHEOBEY]

Everyone loves a beautifully pressed shirt or dress. Enjoyable to wear and impressive to see, it exudes good quality grooming and success with every carefully pressed line. Yet for many people, their busy lives makes it hard to fit in the required time to make each item of their laundry look its crispest, expertly ironed best. five pound per shirt, the larger the bulk of shirts the price reduces.

[the-e-dealer]

Blimey Bargain! Save ?3 per shirt by walking to the Dry Cleaners!

[Alan Medic]

I'm not likely to be a client but does 'door to door' mean you turn up with your own iron and board?

[Vicanna]

No-one in their right mind would pay you ?5 to iron one shirt. I think you need to reappraise your prices in accordance with reality.

[Vicanna]

I don't know her name or number, but friends of ours have told us about an Australian or Kiwi woman in E. Dulwich who'll do all your ironing for somewhere between ?15-20 all in one go.

[the-e-dealer]

How do we contact them?

I suppose the ?5 a shirt might include some extra service? Topless Ironing?

[Annette Curtain]

>expertly ironed best. five pound per shirt, the larger the bulk of shirts the price reduces.<

Ironing bot maybe ?