tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Anybody wish to tell jokes and make us laugh for the day ?? I accidentally took my cats medication this morning.. dont ask meow Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyboy23 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 I told my wife your drawing your eye brows on to high .she just looked at me surprised Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 What do you call a fish with no eyes ?? A FSH Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyboy23 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 My dog swallowed all my scrable letters now he's leaving little messages all over the place Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Two nuns walk into a bar Boom boom Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 What did one hat say to the other ?..You wait here I'll go on a head Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 What do you call a woman with one leg ?..Eileen Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?Bison Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 When my boy asked me to explain what a solar eclipse wasI said No son Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Why does Santa have three gardens?So he can hoe, hoe, hoe! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Saw this on twitter so claim no responsibility I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"I said: “Homer’s a big guy and Marge has blue hair.” Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 Why should you never trust stairs?They’re always up to something. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyboy23 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Policeman stops a naked man crawling along the pavement with a naked lady sitting on his back policeman saids excuse me sir can you tell me what s going on. Man saids its alright officer we,re going to a fancy dress party policeman saids what as. Fella replies I'm going as a turtle .policeman saids well what about the lady.fella saids its all right officer that's Michelle . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyboy23 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Fella goes to the doctors ,he explains he can't stop singing tom Jones songs. doc saids it sounds like you've got tom Jones. Syndrome. Fella saids is it rare.doc saids well its not unusual. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
malumbu Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Guy goes to the doctors. Doctor doctor, I feel like a pais of curtains.Doctor: "Pull yourself together man"Guy goes into the doctors. Doctor doctor, I've got dreadful flatulance.Doctor grabs a long pole with a hook on the end. Guy "Oh my word what are you going to do to me"Doctor "It stinks in here I'm opening a window" (high level) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
malumbu Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 My friend asked me for a double entendre, so I game her/him one Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringTime Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Why did the blind man fall down a well?He couldn't see that well. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfFocus Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Sign outside pharmacy :We dispense with accuracy Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted December 2, 2022 Author Share Posted December 2, 2022 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted December 2, 2022 Author Share Posted December 2, 2022 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted December 2, 2022 Author Share Posted December 2, 2022 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedfudge Posted December 2, 2022 Author Share Posted December 2, 2022 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/318594-jokes/#findComment-1604417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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