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Policeman stops a naked man crawling along the pavement with a naked lady sitting on his back policeman saids excuse me sir can you tell me what s going on. Man saids its alright officer we,re going to a fancy dress party policeman saids what as. Fella replies I'm going as a turtle .policeman saids well what about the lady.fella saids its all right officer that's Michelle .
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Guy goes to the doctors. Doctor doctor, I feel like a pais of curtains.


Doctor: "Pull yourself together man"


Guy goes into the doctors. Doctor doctor, I've got dreadful flatulance.


Doctor grabs a long pole with a hook on the end. Guy "Oh my word what are you going to do to me"


Doctor "It stinks in here I'm opening a window" (high level)

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