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In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75 a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.


In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.


In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can have two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.


These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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WARNING rude joke alert ) Micky mouse is in court applying for a divorce,from his wife Minnie mouse.on the grounds that she committed adultery.the judge saids, Micky looking at your statement.I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds that Minnie has big teeth. Micky replys ,i I never said that I said she was fcuking goofy
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A parrot swallows a viagra tablet . His owner , disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off . Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating " how come you are sweating ? He asks . The parrot replies do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken ?
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom . You know what says the 7 year old , I think it's about time we started swearing, when we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear first and then you.

OK says the 4 year old.

Mum asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

I'll have coco pops ...bitch, WHACK .

He flew out of the chair, crying his eyes out .

Mum looks at the 4 year old and said sternly ' and what do you want . The 4 year old said dunno but it wont be f****ing coco pops

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