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  • 2 weeks later...

Thinking of another thread, and back to reading our kids books when they were young. Spot goes to the beach. Dad can we got to the beach asks Spot. No, dad replies,because we are not allowed as we crap on the sand


Sorry below the belt


Anyway an American had bought himself and his wife lifetime tickets for the Superbowl final. Last year he is there but with a spare seat by him. Another spectator asks him why the seat is spare. He explains about himself and his wife, but that she recently died. Oh I am so sorry says the spectator. Did you not have a friend or family member who could go? Oh they are busy says the gent. They are at my wife's funeral


For the sake of balance that can be told with the genders reversed, same sex couples and the like.

  • 2 weeks later...

Just come back from Sainsburys.


There was a group of teenagers outside who asked "excuse me Mr, will you get us 20 Richmond, please, they won't serve us!"


So I agreed to do it, thinking thats my good deed done for the day.


I've went in and got them for them, and when I handed them over to them they started effing and blinding at me!


If hats what a good deeds get you then they can get their own fooooking sausages next time

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