Your weird 2023 predictions

[Spartacus]

For fun, not serious

With 2022 almost over, what are your wacky predictions for 2023?

Mine are :

1. Elon Musk will prove Aliens are already on earth by stripping off his false human skin and exposing his luminous blue alien skin;

2. One of the Spice Girls will come out as a he/him after masking his true gender for years;

3. Councillor Rose will admit LTNs don't work in a sudden change of heart.

Go crazy with weird and wacky suggestions as after the last few years (pandemic, weekly prime ministers, party gate) anything could happen!

[sjsl]

1) Putin will see the error of his ways, apologise, and gracefully withdraw from the Ukraine

2) CEOs etc will wonder why they really need to earn more than £xk a year and decide to rebalance the pay structure so that the lowest earners wage is a decent proportion of the top earners in any company (as in John Lewis assuming they still do that).

3) An international law is passed that makes companies accountable for the safe disposal of their goods - from toys to cars and beyond.

4) Someone finally patents walking shoes with headlights so that you can avoid open manholes, dog shit etc while night strolling.

I could go on but have just realised you asked for predictions, not a wish list.

[Spartacus]

I'm curious SJSL, how often does anyone actually ever see an unprotected open manhole cover?

But avoiding doggy doo is a good idea 🤣

[TheCat]

Some bright spark will finally see the commerical opportunity, and open a pizza joint somewhere on lordship lane....

[Spartacus]

Some bright spark will finally see the commerical opportunity, and open a pizza joint somewhere on lordship lane....

 

Brilliant prediction

Especially if its called

Pizza Excess 🤣

[TheCat]

I was thinking maybe "Pizzad Nauseum"....🤣

[malumbu]

The Express will fall in love with H and M.

The Mail will have a campaign to welcome asylum seekers and crowd fund speedier assessment of applications

The Torygraph will acknowledge the odd down side about Brexit

The Guardian will have articles about people toughening up rather than the whole world being against them

Clarkson writing in the sun will talk about his love of vegetarians, liberals and hippies.

The FA will petition FIFA to have human rights as a deciding factor in awarding World Cups

Influencers in the Gulf will lose any mass appeal and people will return to traditional sources of information

My crazy conspiracy theory friends and neighbours will acknowledge that the world is a sphere, Americans did land on the moon and Covid was for real

And the world would be abetter place

Edited January 1, 2023 by malumbu

[Spartacus]

At least one of the delivery app firms will close as people start to get less takeaways due to the cost of living crisis