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Let's not run before we can walk (= your idea sounds like it may require some effort on my part)

No way, shape or form (tautology; v lazy)

F*ck off (when used to mean 'I find that hard to believe')

Funky (now absolutely meaningless due to overuse by product pushers)



I can see I'm going to enjoy this thread; there hasn't been a complainy one for a while...

Is that the Jeremy, 'I love the sound of my own voice' Clarkson. Yes I can't argue with that Ms B but I'm sure there are many who would vehemently disagree.


Yeah no I was just starting my fourth sentence with yeah no......


We gave it a hundred and ten per cent..........


Getting a pubic hair stuck between my teeth, makes me want to spit.


Hair wrapping around my fingers, whilst swimming with long haired specimens not wearing swimming caps, when they are as cheap as chips.


Those lazy disgusting riff-raff who are too damned idle to shower before entering the pool.


Sorry I digress they are actions not words and phrases.......doh!

SteveT Wrote:

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> Is that the Jeremy, 'I love the sound of my own

> voice' Clarkson. Yes I can't argue with that Ms B

> but I'm sure there are many who would vehemently

> disagree.

>

> Yeah no I was just starting my fourth sentence

> with yeah no......

>

> We gave it a hundred and ten per cent..........

>

> Getting a pubic hair stuck between my teeth, makes

> me want to spit.

>

> Hair wrapping around my fingers, whilst swimming

> with long haired specimens not wearing swimming

> caps, when they are as cheap as chips.

>

> Those lazy disgusting riff-raff who are too damned

> idle to shower before entering the pool.

>

> Sorry I digress they are actions not words and

> phrases.......doh!


Whole other thread you could start there Steve... The Simmering Swimmer, perhaps?

Oh, and 'Have you got a Nectar card?'


No, because I have a horror of receiving direct marketing based on previous buying patterns ('Dear Ms B, this month if you buy 4 boxes of euphemistically named feminine hygiene items, you can get a family pack of Maltesers and a TV guide absolutely free.')

Ms B Wrote:

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> Oh, and 'Have you got a Nectar card?'

>

> No, because I have a horror of receiving direct

> marketing based on previous buying patterns ('Dear

> Ms B, this month if you buy 4 boxes of

> euphemistically named feminine hygiene items, you

> can get a family pack of Maltesers and a TV guide

> absolutely free.')


Would the fact that they sponsor 'Loose Women' make it more or less desirable?

Ms B Wrote:

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> Let's not run before we can walk (= your idea

> sounds like it may require some effort on my

> part)

> No way, shape or form (tautology; v lazy)

> F*ck off (when used to mean 'I find that hard to

> believe')

> Funky (now absolutely meaningless due to overuse

> by product pushers)>

>

> I can see I'm going to enjoy this thread; there

> hasn't been a complainy one for a while...


Well spotted, now fallen into the hands of the least 'funky' eedjits in the world.

surreal for things that are not surreal, just strange or unexpected.


I thought I was alone on finding it annoying until I saw this, courtesy of buggie, by Adam Hills


The same goes for literally followed by something metaphorical or otherwise non-literal.



(Edit for typos)

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