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Apparently someone in Wisconsin typed something very slightly rude online, and someone in East Dulwich accidentally read it, meaning that the entire family and all their friends face crucifixion.

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Apparently the police took a call from a certain C Little.  I understand that it was difficult to hear the exact name as there was a lot of clucking in the background.  Various farm animals are helping with enquiries, worryingly a few foxes have been seen on the prowl so this may not end well.  I say police protection for C Little, now.

Eagles and seagulls have also been seen on large numbers in the area.  I'd keep away as it could be carnage. Certainly watch your ice cream cornets and perhaps wear ear plugs.

Not sure if this is anything to do with the local authority or the Labour government, no doubt someone will find a link.

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Tesco's must be GTP!

20 minutes ago, malumbu said:

In the past I've asked cops to turn of their engines.  Even telling them that they could be prosecuted, both by the local authority and the police had no influence. 

I bet that went down well........

Yes, they thanked me for pointing out the errors of their ways and agreed never to do it again.  Or maybe not.  There was also two scenes when I asked drivers to turn their engines off when sitting idling by Peckham Rye.  I wont recount the tale but they did not appreciate my request.  I've long since given up.  My experience was similar to Nigel Havers, "go forth and multiply".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p04qrnh6

I also used to fantasise about putting a potato in the exhaust.  Gone are the days when you could kill the occupants through carbon monoxide poisoning as the levels are relatively low.  Not oxides of nitrogen though. 

 

1 hour ago, malumbu said:

I also used to fantasise about putting a potato in the exhaust.  Gone are the days when you could kill the occupants through carbon monoxide poisoning as the levels are relatively low.  Not oxides of nitrogen though. 

 

Good grief.

Surely you have fantasised about teaching people a lesson.  

The potato in the exhaust is a bit of an urban myth, but here is what may happen https://carfromjapan.com/article/car-maintenance/a-potato-is-stuffed-in-a-car-exhaust-pipe/

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So does anybody know why all these police were there, apart from doing their shopping at Tesco  and keeping warm with their car engines running (to be fair, you can hardly blame them for that, this weather)?

Are they still there? How many of them are/were there?

Has nobody asked them what they are doing there, rather than asking on here?!

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