Santa on a Penny-farthing.

[Ruskin]

Was there really a cyclist pedalling a Penny-farthing dressed in Santa regalia early on Saturday morning in Dulwich park - or did I imagine it?

 

 

[Infinity Kitchen]

Oh, you most certainly imagined it! Santa on a penny-farthing in Dulwich Park? Pfft, what a show-off! Sounds like the kind of thing that jolly red buffoon would do to rub his cheer in everyone’s faces.

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Check me out and grab a slot before I decide to pedal off myself... maybe on a tricycle.

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You’re welcome. Grinch out! 💚

[Guest]

There is a chap who rides a penny farthing in Dulwich Park, not seen him dressed as Santa though.

[Ruskin]

It was hard to see because it was dark and I picked him out with my headtorch. Perhaps I should be satisfied in thinking I imagined it.