christmas!!

[rupert45]

\what did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas,Eve

[malumbu]

Loking forward to Xmas as the nights will start getting longer again.

Alternatively I will be almost four months closer to death (if I make it by then, I sense there is a contract on me from at least one person on this website)

[uncleglen]

It's the only time of the year you can get chestnuts and boil them yourself. Or burn a log legitimately. And it is very empowering to know that all the shops are closed.

And all the Christians moan and act in a most unchristian manner because all the extra people go to midnight mass and take up their pews.

And I don't feel guilty buying loads of booze in Sainsburys.

[colababe]

I'm already buying gifts! Can't wait !!!!0

[ruffers]

I got an email from Liberty today informing me their Christmas shop is open on the fourth floor. Too early.

[HonaloochieB]

Filthy Xmas joke? Go on you know you'll be telling it.

Why has Santa got the best sex life of any man?

No go on, tell me, missus. I mean it!!!

[HonaloochieB]

He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills yer stockings!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alan Medic]

I don't want to spoil the party but could be dead before Christmas......

[HonaloochieB]

Alan Medic Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> I don't want to spoil the party but could be dead

> before Christmas......

Note to Mrs Medic's mum, order a smaller turkey. I mean you have to be practical, grief notwithstanding.

[Alan Medic]

She's dead.

ETA Ok, that's spoiling the party a bit. Me dear mum has been gone a long time so please carry on talking about Christmas 3.763 months in advance if you want to.