Bit of Excitement for the Non footy people

[the-e-dealer]

I have a loft full of Junk. Its going to a 40 Cubic foot unit at Dulwich Storage. Will it or wont it fit. I will find out in half an hour and may have to rent another unit! Nail Biting Stuff!

[maxxi]

FOR FECK'S SAKE E-Dealer!!

For over three hours I've been waiting to hear whether you managed it or not - and NOT A BLOODY WORD! I suppose you think it's clever getting everyone's excitement meters going into the red only to leave us all hanging! My fingers are bloodied stumps and I am hitting the neighbour's stolen valium.

Thanks a bleeding bunch!!!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I want to know if it's junk, why not junk it?

[Alan Medic]

See, far too sensible again.

[the-e-dealer]

Yeah but you have to sort junk into real junk junk and possibly not Junk. Easier in Storage than in a Dusty Loft.

And the result is.....

Well the van was full Tony and and his men looked worried but yes it fitted might even get the cellar contents in there too!

Hurrah . A victory for England at last. There wont be one in the Football!

[uncleglen]

Private Eye could be right!