Ann Summers on Lordship Lane (Lounged)

[Horsebox]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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....Myla would be more

> appropriate.

3rd mention of Myla in this thread so thought it worth dropping in that my better half was responsible for their new website: Myla

[woofmarkthedog]

Agent provocateur ...maybe

but Anne"ohh nurse"Summers...no.....no........NO..

*Sees Croydon creeping slowly towards us.......*

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Anyway, back to the point, *bob*, you might be

> right from a comedy point of view, but for the

> ladies of ED who might actually WANT to have sex

What? ED women want to have sex? My wife has just gome to bed to read a book.....and yes she means it.

[*Bob*]

All is not lost, Mick.. if you burst through the bedroom door dribbling and brandishing a set of duo balls she'll soon change her mind.

TRUST ME

[Mick Mac]

Ok - Here goes....

[Mikecg]

Love Eggs rule!

[Mick Mac]

Well Bob - I'm back - not sure my duo balls were the ones she had in mind.

[*Bob*]

Sorry, Mick.. I forgot to say: don't forget to put the Terence Trent D'Arby CD on.

Bit late now. Remember for next time.

[Mikecg]

Is it worth it, if it ever gets like that remind me to bash the bishop, at least it doesn't ask for a cuddle or new pair of shoes afterwards.

[woofmarkthedog]

The lights dip............a bass feral note.....& plates fall from the rack..............

milk curdles.........the stopped clock ticks again and a pool of saliva rests under her tongue...

........I've always been afraid of the "dark"...

* slowly peels back the bedcovers...............and slips in..*

[Nicholas]

andymat Wrote:

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> Naughty undies is one thing but dildos and cock

> rings? Just smacks of cheap nastiness. Not the

> kind of thing I thought would happen in such an

> upper middle class area.

Upper middle class I dont think so. Forget the class system, ed is just a nice place with working folks.

Regarding Anne Summers bring it on the place needs spicing up,and I don't mean another Indian take away!

Agent Provocateur get real it aint Hampstead!