Sh*** Ch********

[louisiana]

I'm not mentioning her name as it may get us all hauled off to the Tower. ::o

Given that I've received several emails from Sh*** this year and her name also crops up elsewhere on my computers, should I just given myself up to the ED plods now, before they come looking for me? Perhaps you could organise a whip-round to keep me in Eggs Florentine, Chateau Margaux and Paul A. Young chocolates?