Is Anyone Watching The Apprentice?

[PinkyB]

Hurrah, it's the Shopping Channel episode! Always watch-through-your-hands hilarious.

I want to see Debra sell the Grab-o-saurus.

[Mikecg]

No the Footies on 3............. and it's 2-0 Barca......

[PinkyB]

Ooh, Kate doesn't like someone else being told they're photogenic.

[Mikecg]

Yeah she seems the jealous type.

[PinkyB]

I thought you weren't watching it, Mike? Channel-flipping between Ronaldo and Lorraine? hard to decide who's more annoying, mind you.

Two hundred and twenty nine pounds ninety nine for an electronic dinosaur???

[Mikecg]

Ive got split screen TV, one half shows the Footie the other Sir Alan.

[PinkyB]

Oh my GOD! Toy air guitar! I seriously want one of those! That's actually... not sh*t.

(cue opening bars on Smoke On The Water)

[Mikecg]

No please don't que that please.

[PinkyB]

Not a fan?

Yasmeena and James are great together. I particularly enjoy James using the phrase "You're pulling my chain!" live on the Shopping Channel. He shouldn't be allowed out in public.

"If you're not fast with this, you're gonna be LAST with this"

James to win! He's by far the least obnoxious of these idiots.

[PinkyB]

What the f- is Debra wearing? She looks like she's at a rave circa 1992.

[Mikecg]

I am a fan but I've heard it to death.

[PinkyB]

I'm quite happy to blog this show on my own, by the way. I don't believe everyone can be watching the footie.

Oh my giddy christ!

That metallic leather jacket is the vilest thing I've ever seen. Even Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen would turn his nose up at it for being too gaudy.

[Mikecg]

They are the sort of people that I have to work with, you know the ones.

[PinkyB]

And here's Kate. She'll fall apart under the pressure, I bet you anything you like.

[Mikecg]

Let's hope so.

[PinkyB]

That sequinned make-your-own cat kit thingy is gonna fly off the shelves, I guarantee it. People will buy any old sh*t to do with cats.

AIR GUITAR!!

Damn, Kate pulled it off. I keep waiting for her to mess it up, but not yet.

Sod it, I'm buying one. And everyone I know is getting one for Christmas. I AM Jimmy Page reincarnated, oh yeah!

[Mikecg]

Calm down.

[PinkyB]

I think Lorraine fancies Howard. Not only is he "photogenic", but he's also "a great operator".

Lorraine, that ship has sailed, and it's sailing to San Franciso!

[Mikecg]

Alans class at giving out the cutting comments.

[PinkyB]

Siralan doesn't like anyone apart from him making jokes.

Ooh, it's gonna be Kate, Howard and Lorraine in the boardroom! Cat fight!

What's the treat this week? How crap is it?

Aerobatic flying lessons. Fairly crap, but not as crap as last week's "Have Gerald Scarfe Draw An Unflattering Caricature of You" prize.

Lorraine to go, surely. Her time is long overdue.

[Mikecg]

Who pays for all this shit?. it's a waste of the license fee if you ask me.

[PinkyB]

James is enjoying that a little TOO much, I feel.

[PinkyB]

Nah, this is about the only thing I pay my licence fee for, apart from Sir David Attenborough, of course.

[Mikecg]

I can see the attraction but?

[PinkyB]

I can't believe that air guitar didn't sell. I suppose the audience for the Shipping Channel are all the kind of people who don't really like music.

I think Howard might be talking himself out of a job.

Fire Lorraine, fire Lorraine, fire Lorraine!